out for a spell, i was slated. i'd lost a yard, i was hated
i dug a rug out in the dugout, lazing, I joined in the turnout
that's no life at all


out for a spell, got neglected, lay on the bench unselected
laughing, i joined in the squabbles, over the hill. I'm immortal
immortal, immortal, immortal, no life at all
i'm immortal and that's no life, no life at all


i took a kick in the confidence, down in the tackle i hurt
i took a shine to your big size tens
now all around the subject i skirt. gingerly, gingerly
and that's no life, no life at all


i just went out for a spell
i just went out for a smoke
i took a dive i was a sub
i thought my number was up
but i'm immortal, and that's no life, no life at all
speaking of tongues, baby (repeat)
i'm immortal, i'm immort